90's kid posts on tumblr annoy the fuck out of me.

Like, really. You HAVE to be a 90's kid to remember things that were relevant well into the new millennium? 

Well, Guess what? I was born 1998, and I had a Poo Chi (well... Three of them actually... They were little happy meal giveaway ones though.), I watched the Simpsons, Rugrats, Rocko's modern life, Hey Arnold (so called "90's kid shows") and various other so called "90's kid" things were a big part of my childhood. Being born in 1998 would suggest that I have no recollection of the world around me in the 90's. (For fuck's sake, I didn't know what the Y2K bug was until I was nine.)

So all you wannabe edgy hipster kids who wanna seem mature and superior to the rest of the barrel of monkeys called our generation, stop pretending that you're better than everyone by taking pride in the fact that you remember things that some of us don't. (Or you remember something that had a short afterlife in the early 2000's, and therefore wouldn't make your reminiscence exclusive to 90's kids only) Most of the culprits were born in the very late 90's and therefore, are no different than the rest of us. 

And that's my rant of the day... I really need a youtube channel or something, don't I?

-Asylum